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If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.

VERSE 1
Listen up, all my people, its a story for the telling
bout the sin and injustice and corruption I been smelling:
I met that homie Tetzel, then I started rebelling
Once I seen the fat Indulgences that he been selling.
Now the Cathlics of the world straight up disgracin me
Just because I waved my finger at the papacy.
My people got riled up over this Reformation
Thats when Leo threatened me with Excommunication.
I warned yall that Rome best agree to the terms.
If not, then you can eat my Diet of Worms!
You think you done something spectacular?
I wrote the Bible in the vernacular!
A heretic! [What?] Someone throw me a bone.
You forgot salvation comes through faith alone.
Im on a mission from God. You think I do this for fun?
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!

CHORUS
Ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
If you havin Church problems then dont blame God, son
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.

VERSE 2
One Five One Seventhats when it first went down.
Then the real test was when it started spreading around.
Sixty days to recant what I said? Father, please!
Youve had, what? Goin on fifteen centuries?
Oh snap, hes messin with the holy communion.
But I aint never dissed your precious hypostatic union!
One place at one time. Well, thank you Zwingli.
Yeah, way to disregard that whole Im God thingy!
Getting all up in my rosaryyou little punk.
Your momma shoulda told you not to mess with no monk.
What you bumpin me for? Suddenly you sore.
Keep that up, youll have yourself another Peasant War.
You blame common folk for the smack they talkin
You aint even taught them proper Christian doctrine.
With my hat, my Bible, and my sexy little nun,
I got ninety-five theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!

CHORUS

VERSE 3
When I wrote the ninety-five, haters straight up assailed em.
Now they only care whether or not I nailed em or mailed em.
They got psychoanalytic. Now everyones a critic,
And getting on my case just because Im anti-Semitic.
Ive come back from obscurity to teach yall a lesson,
Cuz someone here still aint read their Augsburg Confession.
I said Catholicism brings a life of excess,
And we all remember what went down with Philip of Hesse!
But you forgot about me and my demonstration?
Like you can just create your own denomination?
We dont like this part, so well just add a little twist.
Now we Anglican, Amish, and even Calvinist.
I gave you the power, you gone and abused it.
I gave you Gods truth, you just confused it.
Dont you never underestimate the s*** that I done
I got 95 theses but the Pope aint one.
Save me!

CHORUS

Shout out to Johann Gutenberg… I see you baby.
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Directed by Alexander Dominitz
Cinematography by Chris Ripley

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Make You Bleed (Assassins Creed 2 Rap Music Video) by TEAMHEADKICK

TEAMHEADKICK takes on Assassins Creed 2 in this comedic rap about killing for a living, hanging out with prostitutes, running from the guards, and not listening to Justin Biebers music. EVER. This is what a hip hop music video would look like in 1472 Italy. Enjoy.

MP3 Available on iTunes, Amazon, and Worldwide under TEAMHEADKICK

Lyrics

Im like a Ninja, Hiyaa, come to make you bleed
Tip toein through the shadows, cause Im light on my feet,
Jumping off rooftops, using stealth to kill ya
Its like Ive been here before, this place is looking familiar
With a price on your head, theres no place you can hide
Ill use swords, blades, spears, poison, arrows, and knives
I take lives away, until there aint none left,
Im not a fan of Justin Bieber, Im the Angel of Death

I put the in Assassin, Im kind of a Clown
But the guards will never catch me I dont want to get found,
Signing mad contracts, and and racking up bids
Takin way more hits than Rihanna did Ohhhh,
And did I mention Im the master of disguise
Stab you right in your back from behind 3 times
Was it me, or him, or somebody else
When you see me come a runnin then youll poop yourself

Some People have normal lives,
My only friends are blades, poisen arrows, and knives
Some People have a death wish
Ill Ghost you motherfucker, make you UN exist

Its looking Bleak, I come to make you bleed
No chance to escape, its Assassins Creed, So Bleak

Keep my voice low, no need to get loud
And if you think youve got me pegged, then I blend into the crowd
Hanging around with harlots and prostitutes
Turn around for a second, Ill pickpocket your loot
And shoot my hidden blade right into your chest
The axe to your dome is making a mess
Their perplexed, Hey. where did that guy go?

Crawlin up the building, hanging off the window
On the low, take a nap in the hay, let the law pass,
Then pop out with my blade stick it in your ass
Im fast, and to kill is my mission
Checking out mad butts with my eagle vision

Get out of my kitchen, when Im cooking up pain,
Tossing coins to the crowd, straight making it rain
Im a cereal killer, always eating fruit loops,
But I always got some time to stop and stare at some boobs.
Some People get no respect,
Ill send you swinging with a noose around your neck
Some people are over rated,
Like a chicken with no head, Ill leave you decapitated

Well being a killer really is lonely
Its hard to find a chick that is sick enough to bone me,
So I keep it undercover that my lover is my hand,
And if youve never had to do it, then you wouldnt understand
And my plan is to take everyone of you out,
Toss your off the roof or put some poison in your mouth,
And No doubt you cant shout with my sword in your ear,
Like Houdini youll disappear, later

Yeah of course Im running around on my horse,
Always swinging my sword, straight leaving a corpse,
Killing off the bad guys it never gets old,
Revenge is a dish that is best served cold

you can try to run, if you want, but youll never escape,
I got the hidden Gun, Cocked, pointed right at your face,
So watch your back because Im Dangerous,
Im the King of the Animus

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Director’s Website:
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Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project “Mac or PC” whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos.

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NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!!

LYRICS:
I’m a right-clicka
I’m an iBook flippa
Macs and PCs – no fight gets bigga
Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
Better know what you rep(resent) – a Mac or PC!

USB 1-2.0, son, you don’t know
watch my data flow
From MS-DOS command line prompts
Black backgrounds, no special sauce
Well I’ve only been around since ‘84
But my ease of use has done so much more
From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
So clickable, design is lickable
My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
Then I swap it with generic
cause the port is hot

If you see life through an LCD
Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?

Take a look at Vista
enjoy the view
I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
cop a Dell with a graphics card – super fast
turn the aero on and lick the glass
Tiger’s fast as hell
But Leopard’s got the boom
Time machine is mad mean
you’re absurd – what’s a zune?
Middle name: innovate
All features integrate
Now stay the out of my developers’ conferences!
Nonsenses – I’m networking
You’re not working
Stop staring at your built-in webcam
YouTube surfing
Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh
ComputerGal36 even says I’m the best

He is the best with his videos
And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro

Mac, PC, and Me, At Last

When I run IT’S A iPOD!
Talk IT’S AN iPHONE!
Stuff I gotta have no matter what
It’s an iLOAN!
I want an Intel, plus CS3,
but for now I’m streamin keynotes in bed
Listenin to Steve
Uh! Compatibility
Everybody fits with me
All the applications wanna get with my virility
At any time
Yo, it might go off
And you can ride it
Til it’s Micro-Soft
Huh! Pay attention
I got a new invention
Steal your next idea
At the MacWorld Convention
But guess what
You’ll always be behind
Cuz Mac is a state of mind
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Since many people have asked… YES, the video was cut on a Mac.

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Created by: Ben Relles
Starring: Amber Lee Ettinger
Vocals: Leah Kauffman

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TIME’s #6 Top Viral Video of 2009!!!

MP3:
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T-SHIRTS, ETC:
http://www.printfection.com/dasjr/Literal-Total-Eclipse/_s_287428

Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my sixth take on Dust Films’ “literal video” concept! Lyrics: DASjr / Singing: PersephoneMaewyn & DASjr 5/25/09

Facebook fan group (by Bryan Schmidt):
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=104701591982

#1 Literal Video “of All Time”:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/the-7-best-literal-music_n_249976.html
#2 Best “Internet Find” of 2009:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/18/AR2009121802002.html?hpid=sec-tech

1,009,331 VIEWS IN TEN DAYS!
2,001,171 IN 3 WEEKS!
3 MILLION IN 2 MONTHS!
4 MILLION IN 4 MONTHS!
5 MILLION IN 6 MONTHS!
6 MILLION IN 8 MONTHS!
THANK YOU!!!!!

Entertainment Weekly site 5/28/09:
http://music-mix.ew.com/2009/05/new-literal-vid.html
Wall Street Journal site!!!:
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/05/29/daily-procrastinator-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-literal-video-version/?mod=rss_WSJBlog?mod=
Metro (UK print mag) 6/01/09:
http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2009/05/total-eclipse-of-the-heart-literally.html
POPTUB 6/01/09:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQNtjwHG32Y&feature=channel_page
The New Yorker site!!! 6/02/09:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/goingson/2009/06/watch-and-learn.html
NPR website!!! 6/04/09:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2009/06/the_really_weird_total_eclipse.html?ft=1&f=93568166
TIME Magazine website!!! 6/15/09:
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1904508,00.html
Bloggasm Interview 6/18/09:
http://bloggasm.com/david-scott-and-the-art-of-the-literal-music-video
“Tosh.0″ website 9/21/09:
http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/09/21/tosh-0-idol-6/

Aired on CNN’s AC360 6/08/09:
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/06/09/the-shot-literal-videos-rock/
Aired on E!’s Daily 10!!! 6/09/09:
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/daily10/index.jsp
Aired on Dr. Blogstein’s Radio Happy Hour 6/10/09:
http://www.drblogstein.com/category/bonnie-tyler
Aired on Good Day L.A.!!! 6/16/09:
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/entertainment/surf_the_web/On_the_Web_Total_Eclipse_of_the_Heart_20090616
WIRED Magazine!!! 7/20/09 (August issue):
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2009/07/pl_playlist?slide=9&slideView=3
Aired on ABC’s “Nightline”!!! 08/18/09:
http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerindex?id=8360092
Aired on “iReport for CNN” 08/22/09:
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/ireports/2009/08/22/levs.viral.videos.your.pick.cnn

Twitter linked by Ashton Kutcher 5/31/09:
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Twitter linked by Tony Hawk 6/03/09:
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Emailed by Moby to ABC News 6/09/09:
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Twitter linked by Natalie Tran 6/10/09:
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Linked by Andrea Bennett (The Onion) 6/16/09:
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Twitter linked by Lee Unkrich (Pixar) 7/01/09:
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Butterfly Boucher liked it!!! 8/10/09 (comments):
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Ken Levine (writer: Mash, Simpsons, etc) 8/21/09:
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Twitter linked- Jaime King/Selma Blair 08/24/09:
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Facebook linked by Bob Rivers 09/19/09:
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Twitter linked by Simon Pegg 11/06/09:
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Twittered by Scottish Falsetto Socks 01/22/10:
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Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project “Mac or PC” whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos.

LYRICS:
I’m a right-clicka
I’m an iBook flippa
Macs and PCs – no fight gets bigga
Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
Better know what you rep(resent) – a Mac or PC!

USB 1-2.0, son, you don’t know
watch my data flow
From MS-DOS command line prompts
Black backgrounds, no special sauce
Well I’ve only been around since ‘84
But my ease of use has done so much more
From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
So clickable, design is lickable
My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
Then I swap it with generic
cause the port is hot

If you see life through an LCD
Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?

Take a look at Vista
enjoy the view
I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
cop a Dell with a graphics card – super fast
turn the aero on and lick the glass
Tiger’s fast as hell
But Leopard’s got the boom
Time machine is mad mean
you’re absurd – what’s a zune?
Middle name: innovate
All features integrate
Now stay the out of my developers’ conferences!
Nonsenses – I’m networking
You’re not working
Stop staring at your built-in webcam
YouTube surfing
Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh
ComputerGal36 even says I’m the best

He is the best with his videos
And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro

Mac, PC, and Me, At Last

When I run IT’S A iPOD!
Talk IT’S AN iPHONE!
Stuff I gotta have no matter what
It’s an iLOAN!
I want an Intel, plus CS3,
but for now I’m streamin keynotes in bed
Listenin to Steve
Uh! Compatibility
Everybody fits with me
All the applications wanna get with my virility
At any time
Yo, it might go off
And you can ride it
Til it’s Micro-Soft
Huh! Pay attention
I got a new invention
Steal your next idea
At the MacWorld Convention
But guess what
You’ll always be behind
Cuz Mac is a state of mind
————–
Since many people have asked… YES, the video was edited on a Mac.

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Official music video for “Weird Al” Yankovic’s epic 11-minute long parody of R. Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet” – from his latest album “Straight Outta Lynwood”.

Music by “Weird Al” Yankovic
Video animated and directed by Doug Bresler
Produced by Doogtoons
© 2007 Volcano Entertainment III, LLC

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